Maladicta Demona, a skeletal blind chihuahua,
with tongue too long to fit in her mouth.
If she licks your chin,
you'll get maggot-infested boils on your face.
[Photo by Charles Gaylon Keeling]
Barnabus Goggles has that recurring chihuahua deformity,
tongue that doesn't fit inside a tennis-ball head.
Throw in radically protuberant eyes and you have potentially
serious health issues to ponder, such as proptosis, meaning
the slightest bonk on the head can cause an eyeball to pop out.
But what the hell, deformed dogs are cute!